2 Chads 1 Cup

“Does it feel good for a girl when a guy “goes” inside of them? Or can they even tell?”  -Henry A.

I had written an entirely different answer because I read this as something completely different.  I see what you’re saying.  I am honestly not able to answer this question because I’ve never tried to get pregnant and pill or not, this is the most effective way to make the babies.  I’m not into the idea of the babies right now (I like my sleep right now way too much) but get back to me in a few years and perhaps I can answer this one.

And, for the record, by ‘making the babies’ I mean the actual sperm to egg make of the babies.  I’ve practiced the baby making – but safely, and protected.

“Whats the best position for sex?”  -darkangel37

Since we’re on baby making I can tell you that missionary is the best way to make the babies.  (Now I have turned every guy off from missionary for LIFE) But honestly it all depends on you and your partner.  Super vague answer I know, but it’s honestly the best one I can give you.  (And this is not “Mo’s favorite sexual positions column” and it won’t turn into that either!)

“Hi Mo. I’m interested in trying anal sex with my live-in girlfriend. Do you girls really like it? I don’t want her to do it just because I want to but I heard that some women even orgasm from it, so do you think this is okay?”  -Eric B.

If she’s your live-in girlfriend, I’m pretty sure you guys have conversations and you should be okay with ‘hey baby, do you think MAYBE we could try this?’ – talk to her about it.  Every girl is different with anything that deals with sex – no matter what hole, what position, anything!  Just talk to her.  Oh, and be gentle.

“Who are you and what are you doing on this blog? Which Chad do you know?” -Stacey M.

I actually know both Chads.  We all went to college together.  Though, I was recruited by Chad 2.  We have a best-friend-brother/sister relationship and always have.  He’s someone I know I can go to when I am in need of anything, and vice versa.  We were so close in college that when he took his now-wife on their first date he brought her to meet me to see what I thought.  (I loved her) – He wanted me here to provide a bit of a woman’s feedback on some things, because he was getting some questions that he felt would have been better suited for a woman to answer – so here I am!  Plus, he knows I’m blunt, I don’t get embarrassed easily, I handle guys pretty well, and have all right English skills.

“Who do you think has it harder? Black people or women? As in, does the African American community, on the whole, have it more difficult than the majority of women (including black women) or vice versa? -Gerald

Gerald – great question, but I don’t know if I will be able to give you an answer you want or need.  I am female, but I am not black.  So I don’t know what it’s like, my life in America vs. black people in America.  I have had, and still do have, many black friends.  Every single one of my friends, be they black, white, male, female, gay, straight – all has a different story to tell.  I don’t think that any of us has had it easier or harder than the others – just different.  I choose to surround myself by like-minded people – no matter what color their skin is, or what their preference is in life.  I have not had things handed to me, but I have not had a rough life.  I struggle monetarily sometimes, but I think positively and just keep trying my hardest.  I feel that’s the way everyone should be.  No one should blame anyone else for bringing them down.  Take every situation in life and choose to learn from it, and to better yourself as a human being – no matter who you are.

In addition – anyone who treats a human being differently because of the color of their skin is a pig – no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

“Do you play videogames? If so, which ones?” -Scotty Z.

I am by no means a ‘gamer’ of any sorts.  I do like to play video games though.  I play cheesy video games.  I have an old school Nintendo (love Super Mario) and a PS2.  I’m not hugely graphic or computer oriented so they work just fine for me.  On the PS2 I love playing Ratchet and Clank (told you, cheesy!) and also all the Lego games (Star Wars, Batman, and haven’t gotten to Indiana Jones yet).  I have awful hand-eye coordination (and often trip over my own feet) so when the controllers get all complicated (LOVED ATARI IT WAS SO SIMPLE) I just get confused.  I did get a Nintendo DS for my birthday and I LOVE it.  At some point I’d love to get a Wii – I’ve played Wii games many times and I find it to be a blast.  Plus there’s a new sword fighting one that has actually piqued my interest (though I am sure I would end up THROUGH my television while attempting that one).

“Are we going to get a picture of you soon?” -darkangel37

Probably not – I like to hide behind a bit of anonymity (obviously Mo is not my actual name) and I’d like to keep it that way!

Side note: Gentlemen, I indulged some of you with your questions this time around, but in the future, please don’t send nasty and rude questions. Mo probably thinks I’m being overprotective, but a lot of you sent some heinous questions that I felt you were getting off more on writing than actually wanting them answered. Mo has thick skin, hell you can ask her if she farts, but no more of this “Do you suck dick? Do you swallow?” or I will block your email.  -Chad 2

Well, here we go!  I’ve known Chad for about 7 years now and he still trusts me for some reason.  This is just the first batch, and as I stated at the end, some of these have been edited for content or basic English skills, and this was fun – so keep the questions coming!

-Mo

“You wrote a post discussing men wearing women’s jeans on your blog. I wear so-called “women’s jeans” and I don’t see what the big deal is. Do you really think girls don’t like it? If so, how come so many big name celebrities wear them now?” -Scott from Cleveland

First off Scott, what exactly are ‘so-called’ women’s jeans?  Either you’re a dude that wears women’s jeans, or you’re a dude that wears men’s jeans.  It’s pretty cut and dry.  The thing about this men-wearing-womens-jeans phenomenon?  It’s all about personal taste.  My personal taste?  I hate it.  I would laugh at a guy if he approached me while wearing women’s jeans, hi tops, and a neon colored shirt.  (These things normally go together it seems anymore).  Women’s jeans are cut for women’s bodies, and men’s jeans are cut for men’s bodies.  Plus, the self esteem attached to the idea that your boyfriend could wear a smaller size than you?  No thanks.  As for celebrities – they are an entirely different breed of people.  I don’t see any accredited male celebrities doing this little cross-dressing dance.  And here’s another thing – I’d bet if a guy wore a skirt you’d make fun of him, but it’s okay to wear a different article of clothing that was intended for a girl?  Just some food for thought.

“I always hear that women think that ‘size doesn’t matter’ but then I heard a joke the other day about that if that were true, why are there no 3″ dildos. Is it just something women say so we don’t feel bad about ourselves?” -darkangel37 from [Withheld]

Didn’t think that my first day on the job would require me to answer a penis question – but then again, that’s probably why I was brought on.  Do girls talk, and laugh, and make fun of men who were one night stands that weren’t .. um .. ‘packing’?  Sure.  The same as I’m sure most men have judged a woman by her breast size – ours are just out to be seen easily – we aren’t as privy to the information by just looking.  My girlfriends and I have been with penis sizes all over the board.  Sure, there are no 3” dildos (though I have not researched this to know if this is a fact) but I DO know for a fact that there are many sex toys on the market that are much smaller than 3”.  The honest truth?  You’ve GOT to know how to work with what you have.  A guy can have a HUGE penis but not have any clue how to please a woman and we’re not going to brag about how good he was in bed just because he had a large duke piece.  We’re going to laugh at him for how awful he was.  A guy can be average sized (or smaller) but know what he’s doing and we’ll rave about his skills.  No joke.  Don’t worry about the size, just work on perfecting the technique.

“What are your thoughts about women and men in the working place? Are women really underpaid? I believe in what Carlos Mencia said that ‘Women want to be paid like men, but treated like women.’ Your thoughts?” -Lamar from Tuscaloosa

Lamar – interesting thought here.  This question, I think, has a few sides to it.  It isn’t cut and dry.  I don’t work in physical labor, so my capabilities in job performance are not measured by my physical strength.  If my job were measured on my physical strength?  I wouldn’t expect to be paid as much as someone who was 6’4 and weighed 250 lbs.  My job performance would pale in comparison – so why should I be paid exactly the same?  But put that into an office setting – women go out, get degrees, and bust their asses, but we’re still making a few pennies less on the dollar than the guy standing next to us, who has the same degree, and the same accreditations.  THAT is when it becomes unfair.  I’m not quite sure what the ‘paid like men, treated like women’ means – I want to be treated fairly.  I don’t want my breasts groped at work or anything (but how many dudes chests do you grab at work?  You know?) but I don’t need spoken softly to because I don’t have a penis.  If I’ve messed up at work, and I need to be yelled at, yell at me.  But if I’m doing a damn good job, then pay me like I am.

“In a blog post, Chad 2 wrote that he would hate to see Hilary Clinton in office. Do you think a female would make a good president?” -Tyson from Raleigh

Would a female make a good president?  Why not?  I’m not one of those insane feminists that feels that women do a better job at everything we try.  I personally think women are pretty kick ass, but dudes?  Dudes can be pretty awesome as well.  Just because we’ve had males in office for EVER, why should it matter so much if a female is running for president?  I’m not going to vote for a woman just because I have a vagina (I do have a brain too – they are not mutually exclusive) but if I believed that she could run the country well, then I’d vote for her.  If someone is smart, educated, and has great ideas for the future of our country, their sex organs should not matter.

“What you you think about the Carrie Prejean scandal?” -CalBear37 from [Withheld]

The women that have come out into the media in the recent history really, really just make my head hurt.  Prejean was one of them.  Thanks for proving the fact that beauty queens are nothing but vapid, brainless trained dolls.  I digress, she’d probably think I am being inappropriate.  Now, this question opens many doors, as many sections of her life are considered a scandal.  Are we speaking on her answer during the pageant?  Eh, Perez Hilton is dirty and gross and I feel bad for all the gays of the world having THAT as their self-appointed ‘spokesperson’.  I don’t know why someone’s views on marriage make them headline news anyhow.  Then we can move further into her being FIRED – that could have been a scandal too – which I’m sure she deserved.  Yes, I’m assuming.  She seems really, really bitchy and does not seem like someone who would ‘play well with others’ – which brings us to our third and final scandal, the solo sex tape.  But it isn’t a sex tape.  Because in Carrie Prejean’s mind that simply isn’t sex.  I digress again.  I don’t care if she made a tape, I don’t care if it was ever going to get out, but when are people going to learn?  Sex tapes are passé anyhow.  When I read this question I actually had to think about what had gone on with her.  She’s yesterday’s news!

“We know Chad 2 is a Deist, are you religious?” -Anonymous from [Withheld]

Tricky question, but my cut and dry answer to this would have to be no.  Do I think my friends and family that have passed on are in a ‘better place’ of some sorts?  Yeah.  When I ‘pray’, I speak to those who I have known in my life that are no longer with us.  I have seen a lot of unfair things in my life that make me question any type of faith, religion, or spirituality.  Plus, religion causes so many fights between cultures which makes no sense to me because everyone claims to believe in God and everyone is defending their God – if ‘he’ created the earth, how is your God different from mine?  I also like cold hard facts to support theories.  I don’t like the idea of basing my life off of a book of fables, and having to go to an organized place every week to make it seem like I am a better person.  I’ll try on my own to be the best person I can be, for my own personal self, and I’ll leave church out of it.  I don’t think anyone is ‘stupid’ for their beliefs, and for their going to church – that’s just fine and dandy – we’re all allowed to have opinions.  I won’t force mine upon you, so don’t try to get me to join your church (I cannot stand bible bumpers ugh).  I could go on about this for hours, and have, but I’ll go ahead and cut this one off here!

“I noticed there are never any posts dealing with homosexuality but some posts contain “gay” or “fag” in them. Does Chad 2 hate homosexuals?” -Adam from Omaha

Adam, I can honestly tell you, Chad doesn’t hate homosexuals.  At best, he does not understand their way of life, because Chad is one of those guys who loves women so much that he can’t fathom NOT loving women.  When it comes to posts with ‘gay’ or ‘fag’ in them, I can tell you for a fact, when he uses those words, he is not referring to the homosexual community – the way that if someone says ‘retarded’ – they’re not actually comparing something to that of a mentally handicapped person.  I believe Nick Swardson said it best, that sometimes things are in fact just gay or retarded – how else are you going to describe a fanny pack?

Note: Some questions have been edited for content, grammar and/or punctuation.